I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
this is so sad
And so true! People are constantly wondering why they aren’t looking or feeling healthy.
movies that I could watch forever | Tangled
2003 MTV Movie Awards
The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…
Oh god the fashion!!!
my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her
i feel like this is a model of how the world should work
that is perfect
This is perfect
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
It’s so sad
They can’t even stand each other anymore
Portia is obviously sick of Ellen
And Ellen can’t stand Portia
And they are just so unhappy I mean
They can’t stand each other any more
Oh well, these things happen
When Ellen and Portia smoked
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
this is me, getting this post after seeing it for the seventh time
Once I got it, I immediately thought of this:
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